What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

Are you afraid to get married and why?

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What do men like to be given for their birthday?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do women like watching men sucking men?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do people hate on Serena (anime character)? What did she ever do to anyone except be a good friend to Ash Ketchum and an awesome trainer herself?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do so many people like life?